Friday, December 27, 2013

Jokes

What is the difference between aircrew and aircraft?
Turn off the plane and eventually it quits whining.

How can you tell if you have a pilot at your party?
They will tell you...repeatedly.

What do pilots use as birth control?
Their personality.

What do you call a doe that got hit by a car and had her eyes pop out?
No eye deer

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