Sunday, December 21, 2014

Fifty years on this planet




I had an incredible birthday.  I ate breakfast with my wonderful family.  I did my chores and went to work.  My incredible bride allowed me to go to practice my profession.  I have worked on most of my birthdays.  
            Back in the day I did a water drop into Lake Moultrie, SC on my birthday.  We were working on CRRC (Combat Rubber Raiding Craft) para-drops. The rubber boat, called a Zodiac 470, is like the ones Jacques Cousteau used on his shows.  The particular method we were using was called a hard duck.  The fully inflated boat, loaded with the majority of our gear, was placed on a palette and the parachute attached via straps through the bottom of the palette.  We were dressed in our diving gear (did I mention it is December 18th?) because the water was cold. The jump procedures are a bit non-standard because we are following the duck out of the back of the C-130 rather than the normal method by the doors.  (The paratrooper paradigm = jumping out of an airplane = perfectly normal).  Dive fins on our feet add to the challenge of walking out of the aircraft.   
As we near the drop zone the load master opens the ramp and cold damp air rushes in and takes your breath away.  Or was it the view out the back?  As the slipstream of the aircraft curls the air behind the moisture is squeezed out making the wake turbulence visible.  Our jumpmaster issues the jump commands and soon we are standing next to the boat watching the drogue chute pull the main chute of the duck into the slipstream.  In the next few moments we witness an extraordinary trick where a boat is snatched out of a plane traveling about 130 knots.  Soon after clearing the aircraft the main chute catches air and violently decelerates the boat, the pallet and all the contents and it floats down to the lake.  As we waddle out the whole show is repeated except it is our body going through similar physics.  As you gain experience you learn that body positioning as you enter the slipstream is critical.  The feedback is visceral, immediate and intense.  Under canopy the crisp Carolina blue sky reflects off the lake's surface.  "Wow this is my job!"
The incredible scenery is the backdrop to intense concentration as we attempt to maneuver our steerable round parachute to land upwind of the boats.  These chutes are reliable and provide some forward drive but are not as maneuverable as the square ram-air parachutes.  Parachutes are awesome at slowing your fall.  In the water they work well at sailing for a moment but, when they get wet they are very effective at drowning young paratroopers so don't get caught up in it.  If you land down wind you probably not be able to reach the boat in a timely manner.  If automatic disconnect for the chute on the boat is not released it can capsize the boat, and destroy our equipment rendering us ineffective.  A skilled crew can land upwind, get dragged by their chute to the boat and begin de-rigging the boat post haste and be underway in moments. 
This year on my birthday I worked with an instrument student on his long cross country.  We flew to New Bern, NC and did the VOR4 to a touch and go followed by vectors to the ILS4.  We reviewed the lessons learned and then flew to Edenton, NC and executed the LOC19 to a touch and go followed by the published missed approach and then returned to our home base at Sanford and practiced the RNAV (GPS) 21 partial panel with a circle to land.  We flew 5 hours much of it night.  We learned a lot. 
I try to provide insights and help the pilot attach meaning to their perceptions.  Most times I merely point out observations provided by the circumstances.  Instrument flight is primarily a cerebral event because we try to fly the plane in a stable manner and keep our pitch and bank angles very mellow.  I like to say "There is nothing hard about instrument flying, only two or three hundred really easy things that will kill you if you don't do them right." Pilots and paratroopers have this in common; survival depends on two things, skilled performance and how much God is smiling on me today.  Disciplined practice, top notch equipment and inspirational teamwork can help keep us safe.  Our ultimate survival is also a matter of chance.  The story is that when you get your rating you have two cups.  One cup is full of luck.  The other is experience.  Try to fill up the one cup before the other is empty.  I have been incredibly lucky and survived errors that could have killed me.
I try to learn all the time.  Learning is fun!  Knowledge is power only if shared.  I am blessed to be able to do this as a profession.  Watching the next generation blossom into ever more incredibly skilled people inspires me.  At the end of the day I chatted with my good friends and peers over a cup of coffee and went home and had a wonderful meal with my family.  We watched movies and Alex played guitar.  The next day Bernadette and I hung out and muddled through our to-do list.  I love hanging out with that woman.  This week three of my students passed their checkride.
I have a great life.  In fifty years you should have attained some wisdom.  I wish I had been paying attention and taking notes much earlier in my life.  My pop taught me a few principles but very few rules; #1, tell the truth, #2, do the right thing, #3, pay attention.  They are hard to live up into.  Becoming grounded allows one to see things clearer.  As the winter solstice approaches I become more aware of the movement of the heavenly bodies and recognize how short my mortal life is.  What an AWESOME ride it has been so far!   Thank God for every second of this experience. 

Sunday, December 14, 2014

A festive article



Barry asked me to write a festive article.  Everyday is Christmas for a pilot. People ask “How are you?” “Awesome!” I answer.
I woke up. I am blessed with life; I woke up breathing non-toxic air under a roof that does not leak and in a warm bed with no one shooting at me. I went and brushed my teeth and drank some water with no fear of dysentery. What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.
My breakfast was nutritious and delicious. I do not want for food as a matter of fact I have to restrain my gluttonous tendencies. I am blessed more than most; I kiss my wife and my children as I leave for the airport.  Should I take my truck, or my car, or my motorcycle? What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.
I get a standard weather briefing on the way to the airport.  I live in a delightful time where I can speak to another human that is miles away and discuss the intricate knowledge gained from satellites and radar.  What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.
Arriving at the airport I am greeted by my friends as I head out to pre-flight the aircraft.  I examine with exacting glee the product designed by geniuses and shaped by of hundreds of skilled craftsmen.  What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.
After some time I find myself applying throttle and accelerating down the runway.  Before you know it we are in the air and climbing!  Some days I get to fly in and out of the clouds. I get to glimpse at sights that only the birds and the angels see. Last night was a light show.  Ribbons of light made of angry motorists stuck in traffic but it's beautiful to me. What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.
After multiple vectors to and fro we roll out on final and see the approach lights all in a row, flashing white leading to the green and red of the runway with beautiful blue lights of the taxiways trimming the edges with wisps of green taxiway centerlines. What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot.

Sometimes I get to give people their first ride in an airplane. What a magical time.  How many gifts I have!  Every day is Christmas for a pilot and some days you get to be Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.

Pain number

"What is your pain number?" is a question the medical professionals ask. 
I do not know how to answer. 
They say "Using a scale one to ten where zero is no pain and ten is 'the worst pain you can imagine.'"
'The worst pain I can imagine" is not physiological. 
How about the worst pain I can remember, and that just makes you pass out.  I do know that the more I pay attention to pain the more it hurts.  (See the post on nueroplasiticity.) 
That being said what number do I assign when it makes me lose control of my bowels? 
How about makes me curl up in a ball and cry like a female dog? 
What number is it when the hairs on my arm stick out straight?
What about it make you walk all funny?
Six point seven nine is my final answer. 

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

A day in the swamp

I live on a swamp.

Why do I live on a swamp?

Because I purchased a house on a swamp...it was a good price.
I may be Shrek.  I am an ogre.

DWARF, not a midget!
I was born in Baton Rouge, LA and, as a child lived in the woods.  I also spend time in the desert.
I LOVE the swamp.  A day of silence in the center of a vibrantly alive piece of North Carolina wetlands brings peace.
Among my  companions were three species of duck, two or more flavors of geese, and a heron.

It was and is a cold wet cloudy day.  "If it ain't rainin' we ain't trainin'" was the refrain used during my youth. Adapting to the environment is evolutionary so it is no wonder I feel right at home in the swamp.  There are several life changing big events coming and I need to clear my head.  Being silent outside in the world grounds me like nothing else. 

Who kilt Christmas

I don't know who kilt Christmas but he lives in my neighborhood and it looks like he did in Frosty as well.